sableleatherywingsopeninthe711:

my job under siege by zant’s foul army

startacker:

startacker:

I’ve been getting this weird almost tensing feeling in my back recently on and off and I don’t know from what. Hold on actually let me check something

man what the fuck

murderbeast:

murderbeast:

murderbeast:

help! my dog is sharp

help. i cant fathom the sharp edges of my dog

help. its something else now

imjunebitch:

dumbpuppyfag:

minxurl:

we cannot live in chains

homunculus-argument:

Grave offerings and burying the dead with tools and goods is actually such a deeply human thing to do. It’s not really even necessarily about how much you believe in a literal afterlife or them taking the tools with them. It’s also just going Wait, I’m Not Done Taking Care Of You, let me make you one more pair of socks so your feet won’t be cold when you go wherever it is where I can’t follow.

whatcoloristhatcat:

gokucat:

feeding her stuffie must live on….

seal point

awoooniper:

*three shots deep*: i need…. i need to… what do i need… i need…. another shot.

*four shots deep, inexplicably more coherent*: i need to master the blade.

penandinkprincess:

“Why must we Madonna/whore the vegetables?” is a phrase I just felt super glue itself in my lexicon immediately

elismagicatnado:

correctopinionhaver:

ALT

fuck yessss we love working animals

(Source: correctopinionhaver)

lelif:

the beauty of life

- // @fairycosmos // ? // - // @cassidyshotchocolate // - // - // elsie de wolfe// @podencos // afternoon on a hill, edna st. vincent millay// rien ne va plus, margarita karapanou, tr. by karen emmerich// - // - // @ annalauraart on instagram// culpable, joy sullivan// - // @ jordanklancaster on instagram// @ niall.breen.comics on instagram// agatha christie// @plasticlove1984 //sweeter than fiction, taylor swift// the summer day, mary oliver

lesbiantomservo:

programmedbeasts:

I’m fucking dying at this page someone shared on Bluesky.

Behold, the Embroidery Trouble Shooting Guide that forgot to close its <h3> tags.

ALT

electricpentacle:

jackkdaniels:

stupid thing about me is I don’t cut corners but I also have no work ethic. if I do something it WILL be done right. no telling whether I’ll actually fucking do it tho

Ah, the fatal combination of having pride in my work but fuckall executive functioning.

canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit:

Pretend all ingredients are at your finger tips - if someone asked you to please cook a potato dish for a gathering RIGHT NOW what are you automatically gonna be cooking

airyairyaucontraire:

blueruins:

Vincent Price

In distress because he has just sighted several further cats when his arms are already at full cat-holding capacity.