fallen-angel-with-a-shotgun:

dajo42:

if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao

I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior.  I had a real sword with me, too.  I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion.  Some woman walks by, with her little girl.  The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight.  But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.”  You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?”    And the girl looked around and saw me.  I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood.  So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?”  And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating.  Like she thinks I’m going to say no.  So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her.  And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.”  I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.

fallen-angel-with-a-shotgun:

dajo42:

if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao

I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior.  I had a real sword with me, too.  I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion.  Some woman walks by, with her little girl.  The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight.  But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.”  You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?”    And the girl looked around and saw me.  I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood.  So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?”  And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating.  Like she thinks I’m going to say no.  So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her.  And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.”  I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

ryukodragon:

"I told them how terrible it would be to deny themselves the mystery of these little boxes, and voila, voila! Most of your supply was purchased in the hour.""Huh!  Not bad for a tourist!  Got a shop yourself back home?""Ah, yes.. I did, once.  I am more of a traveller now, finding my way, pursuing my purpose in life.”
"… and wearing a frog mask."
"An old gimmick of mine, much like your Mr. Mystery.  I’ve grown attached to it, really."
"I can respect that - mostly because you made me richer!  Tell you what, I’m short-handed for the next few days.  Let’s make a deal…”
(Mystery Shack interior reference found here - thanks a million! :D)

ryukodragon:

"I told them how terrible it would be to deny themselves the mystery of these little boxes, and voila, voila! Most of your supply was purchased in the hour."

"Huh!  Not bad for a tourist!  Got a shop yourself back home?"

"Ah, yes.. I did, once.  I am more of a traveller now, finding my way, pursuing my purpose in life.”

"… and wearing a frog mask."

"An old gimmick of mine, much like your Mr. Mystery.  I’ve grown attached to it, really."

"I can respect that - mostly because you made me richer!  Tell you what, I’m short-handed for the next few days.  Let’s make a deal…”

(Mystery Shack interior reference found here - thanks a million! :D)

lascocks:

parliamentrook:

accidentally made a coyote skull to summon a 90s glitter gel pen demon 

YO THAT’S FUKING ACE I WANT 10

noirbettie:

dandehaane:

if u are scared or worried or stressed please just remember that even if you mess up super badly, doggies on the street will still tug on their owners when u walk by because they wanna say hello to u so badly

This is legitimately comforting.

nonelikerae:

Do you want to create an emotionally stable life together and adopt a dog or nah.

pulpfanfiction:

onslaughtsix:

askradicalgoodspeed:

tumblewhoreo:

Not gonna lie some guy literally walked down my road an hour ago drawing faces on everybody’s cars


What a cockmunch
Like, he could have been nice and actually wiped their cars off
but instead he drew faces on them as if to say “I was here and put effort in to do something, but it was something useless.”

pulpfanfiction:

onslaughtsix:

askradicalgoodspeed:

tumblewhoreo:

Not gonna lie some guy literally walked down my road an hour ago drawing faces on everybody’s cars

What a cockmunch

Like, he could have been nice and actually wiped their cars off

but instead he drew faces on them as if to say “I was here and put effort in to do something, but it was something useless.”

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wonla:

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

ernbarassing:

“Is it push or pull” I panic to myself as the doors come closer

panic! at the doorway

well at least someone closed the goddamn door

gamoradorable:

them: oh are u excited for that new marvel movie?
me

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datfamilybusiness:

castielsbottledgrace:

jibblyuniverse:

Every time Steve Rogers has sex, a bald eagle is born

No wonder they’re endangered.

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zacharielaughingalonewithsalad:

zacharielaughingalonewithsalad:

I’m at the state fair and I think I found Mann Co.’s Scout signups

Update: I still haven’t found the Engie sign ups. I expect the spy sign ups to be a BITCH to find

Spy sign ups require you to find them first but if you find them, upon sign up you get a balaclava and a butterfly knife for free.

*bursts the fuck in through your door on rad ass skateboard but falls on face* YOU ARE FUCKNG AWESOME MY GOOD BLOGGER FUCKING AMAZING

I DO NOT KNOW WHAT BROUGHT THIS ON BUT THANK YOU MY GOOD FRIEND OMG