bigbadbus:

bananaleaves:

starryglazes:

baby are you a time traveler because you’re such a misogynist i feel like i’m in 1932

willthoughts:

oh snap

manicpeixesdreamgirl:

poidkea:

happy 4/13 I hope you like your comics full of nudity and without context

ps this comic is in actuality just a long excuse to have john draw nipples on davesprite

oh my god how did I not see this before

Omfg I thought I lost my 3ds stylus at work on Thursday and I’d just resigned myself to having to buy a new one because I looked all over work an couldn’t find it, but I just got into bed and found it I’m so happy praise be to god or alternatively satan bc I have no idea who would be responsible for that but hell yeah so happy

cyberbullys:

katorade27:

I CANT FUCKING BREATHE MY BROTHER HAD TO DO A BIOLOGY PRESENTATION ON BIRDS AND HE HAD TO USE A VIDEO IN HIS PRESENTATION AND HE CHOSE THIS VIDEO BECAUSE HE WAS CONVINCED THIS WAS A REAL BIRD 

OH MY GOD

I AM GOING TO PISS OH MY GOD WHAT

johannathemad:

"MELISSA" AGGRESSIVELY PLAYING IN THE DISTANCE.

johannathemad:

"MELISSA" AGGRESSIVELY PLAYING IN THE DISTANCE.

green-eyes-love:

myheartiswholocked:

i-am-fandomstuck:

terezi-minaj:

vinvin-vinny:

batlock:

captorgasm:

m4ge:

microwavewife:

estebanjulioricardodelarosa:

coxinyoface:

imreallyrandom:

The Walmart game.
Hmm..







I dont know if I can top that.





hold on I got this




i would totally get this. 








omfg





this is my favourite post on tumblr





IT GOT BETTER

green-eyes-love:

myheartiswholocked:

i-am-fandomstuck:

terezi-minaj:

vinvin-vinny:

batlock:

captorgasm:

m4ge:

microwavewife:

estebanjulioricardodelarosa:

coxinyoface:

imreallyrandom:

The Walmart game.

Hmm..

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I dont know if I can top that.

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hold on I got this

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i would totally get this. 

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omfg

this is my favourite post on tumblr

IT GOT BETTER

tavrisprite:

tavrisprite:

so basically um im horny 

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do you know what these all say?

"hi horny im dad"

1,337 plays

spooky-lavender:

a compilation of drunk!batter snippets I wrote during a livestream

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(magnificent art by mauviete)

oh gOD I FORGOT ABOUT THIS LAV I FORGOT HOW BEAUTIFUL THIS IS

emilyissherlocked:

hatteress:

"Women don’t like action, they skew towards romantic comedy and emotional drama. That’s just the way it is."

Using this argument is like feeding a lab mouse only cheddar cheese all it’s life and then saying it prefers the cheddar over the Gouda because reasons. No. No it doesn’t. That’s just all you’ve been giving it. You are a bad scientist. Hand in your goddamn coat and get the hell out of the lab.

America’s Next Top Scientist

Bad books on writing tell you to ‘WRITE WHAT YOU KNOW’, a solemn and totally false adage that is the reason there exist so many mediocre novels about English professors contemplating adultery.

Joe Haldeman (via maxkirin)

hahahah this quote is such a fucking slam dunk

(via shutthefuckupandgotoyourroom)

crayonguy:

Bunny master post

Happy easter, friends — here are some buns!

communistbakery:

abcderaen:

dicklover3000:

wow i can’t believe it’s the anniversary of the invention of marijuana!!! cool!!!

Invention? Are you a tard?

shows how little you know.. my great-grandfather invented marijuana don’t you feel foolish now