baby are you a time traveler because you’re such a misogynist i feel like i’m in 1932
happy 4/13 I hope you like your comics full of nudity and without context
ps this comic is in actuality just a long excuse to have john draw nipples on davesprite
oh my god how did I not see this before
Omfg I thought I lost my 3ds stylus at work on Thursday and I’d just resigned myself to having to buy a new one because I looked all over work an couldn’t find it, but I just got into bed and found it I’m so happy praise be to god or alternatively satan bc I have no idea who would be responsible for that but hell yeah so happy
I CANT FUCKING BREATHE MY BROTHER HAD TO DO A BIOLOGY PRESENTATION ON BIRDS AND HE HAD TO USE A VIDEO IN HIS PRESENTATION AND HE CHOSE THIS VIDEO BECAUSE HE WAS CONVINCED THIS WAS A REAL BIRD
OH MY GOD
I AM GOING TO PISS OH MY GOD WHAT
"MELISSA" AGGRESSIVELY PLAYING IN THE DISTANCE.
The Walmart game.
I dont know if I can top that.
hold on I got this
i would totally get this.
this is my favourite post on tumblr
IT GOT BETTER
so basically um im horny
do you know what these all say?
"hi horny im dad"
a compilation of drunk!batter snippets I wrote during a livestream
(magnificent art by mauviete)
oh gOD I FORGOT ABOUT THIS LAV I FORGOT HOW BEAUTIFUL THIS IS
"Women don’t like action, they skew towards romantic comedy and emotional drama. That’s just the way it is."
Using this argument is like feeding a lab mouse only cheddar cheese all it’s life and then saying it prefers the cheddar over the Gouda because reasons. No. No it doesn’t. That’s just all you’ve been giving it. You are a bad scientist. Hand in your goddamn coat and get the hell out of the lab.
America’s Next Top Scientist
Joe Haldeman (via maxkirin)
hahahah this quote is such a fucking slam dunk
Bunny master post
Happy easter, friends — here are some buns!